Seen our new HTML5 3D site theme yet? It’s the bee’s knees. If you haven’t made one of these faces today, you haven’t been sufficiently amazed! What are you waiting for?! Check it out here!

If you were directed here from Grooveshark, we imagine that it’s because you didn’t receive your free 3-D Stereo Accessories in the mail. Sorry to hear that, we could’ve sworn you were on our mailing list.  Luckily, we’ve come up with a solution—below the jump.

Use your 3-D printing device to produce these super high-tech Earcone accessories (click to enlarge). Cut along the lines, roll ‘em up, and secure with tape or glue.

If done correctly, the earcones should look like this on your hearing apparatuses:

AND NOT LIKE THIS, YOU SILLYHEAD:


Next, please direct your head to the nearest speaker system, and prepare yourself for the fantastic aural pleasures of 3-D STEREO SOUND.

BEAR WITNESS TO THE AMAZING POWER


Be warned — using your 3-D glasses and 3-D stereo receiving devices could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.

Got pictures of your own hearing apparatuses? We may regret this, but we’re going to let people photo reply to this one.